The bride takes what’s seemingly a never ending catwalk down the runway, to be side by side with her soon to be - husband. That narrow walkway is carrying her train or the hem of a full length wedding gown and hoping that the person giving the bride away doesn’t inadvertently step too close or worse, anywhere near the hem of this expensive gown. Too close for comfort would cause damages, or worse, a slip and fall.

So, let’s change the subject, as the bride finally reaches the end of the runway - safe and sound.

Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! They are pronounced husband and wife. The groom salutes his bride. They do an about face. This is the moment, we’ve all been waiting for, or was it merely to see how pretty the bride would be? Hell - no!

At this very moment, all eyes are on both the bride and groom. Lights - Cameras - Action! The “bling” is on!